Months ago, Engineering student Susan Fong found the aged and dessicated remains of a human in the clothes of a modern day student. During the investigation Pinebox PD discovered that the clothing and backpack found with the body belonged to a student named Sean O’Malley. After a subsequent incident, O’Malley dropped out of school and […]
The individual arrested for his alleged involvement in an identity theft scandal that affected several ETU students and faculty was released today during his arraignment. In a closed courtroom, Jerome Johnson gave a brief statement before the judge and other courtroom officials. Shortly thereafter, Johnson was seen walking out of the courtroom without escort and […]
ETU’s annual Easter egg hunt run by Delta Chi Rho was canceled this when the body of the previous year’s winner, Maria Esperando, was found dead on the Athletic Complex’ west field. Esperando had been reported missing two weeks prior to the event by her housemate Charlene Deveaux. “Maria just didn’t come home from the […]
Sheriff Butch Anderson announced the closure of a second missing persons case this morning when he revealed the identity of the driver of the Ford F150 pickup discovered three weeks ago in Lake Greystone. The victim, still buckled in, has been positively identified as ETU 20-year-old student Lashay White. White was reported missing by her […]
With highs near 100 for several days in a row, students at ETU have gotten lots of practice at staying cool. While the natatorium (indoor pool) offers climate-controlled relief from the blazing sun, many students prefer a spot with more character. While one can find several swimming spots within a short drive of ETU, the […]
With temperatures projected to hover at 99 degrees Fahrenheit for at least the next ten days, students are reminded to exercise caution when spending time outdoors. The heat-related death of Justine Calloway is a sad reminder of summer danger. Calloway’s desiccated corpse was found in the driver’s seat of her 2001 Honda Accord on Sunday morning in […]
Four wells several miles north of Pinebox have been closed due to contamination by deadly E. coli bacteria and the few residents in the area have been advised to boil their water until further notice. The contamination came to the attention of the Pinebox City water utility during their weekly sampling and the wells were […]
Police entered Hotel 96′ room 12 at 2pm this afternoon and arrested gas station attendant Martin Moore under suspicion of murder. According to hotel night clerk Ander Sangonstime, Moore checked into the room for the night with his girlfriend—Sally Pinid. Moore and Pinid were reported to have been intoxicated and had not been seen leaving […]
Students were shocked today when a naked freshman burst from the O’Brian Applied Sciences south elevator yesterday. Sean O’Malley exited the elevator on the second floor and ran clear across the hallway to the men’s bathroom, shrieking and screaming as he did so. “I don’t see what the big deal is. Everyone’s stressed out, the […]
Mysterious Remains Identified as Susan Fong
Suspected Identity Thief Released During Arraignment
Annual Easter Egg Hunt Cancelled
