Search Continues for Missing Parachutists

A photo of one of the Texas Air Rangers at the Friday jump.

A photo of one of the Texas Air Rangers at the Friday jump.

Golan County Search & Rescue and the Golan County Sheriff’s Office are continuing the search for two parachutists who are missing following a jump on Friday. The parachutists, Ellie Castle and David Wang, jumped with a local parachute enthusiasts group as part of the celebration of Pinebox Softball Daze, which began Friday evening. The group, the Texas Air Rangers, practices aerial maneuvers and pinpoint landing and often performs at air shows around the region.

Sherriff Butch Anderson has confirmed that all twelve members of the group, including Castle and Wang, were aboard the DeHavilland Twin Otter when it took off from Golon County Airport. Witnesses among the group report that Castle and Wang jumped at the same time as the others. Photographs taken from the ground show all twelve members linking arms to form a circular “star cluster” as they descended. Ten members of the Texas Air Rangers landed at the Pinebox Athletic Field as planned, but Castle and Wang failed to appear.

Although no official cause has been put forward and no bodies have been recovered, a member of the Texas Air Rangers stated on condition of anonymity that the two parachutists may have collided in midair, knocking them unconscious and they fell to the ground without opening their chutes. Another member of the team, also speaking on condition of anonymity, stated that the dive became difficult after the group broke up, with violent air currents and unusual updrafts.

Texas Air Ranger president Adam Lang has released a statement thanking the Golon County Search & Rescue and Sheriff’s office for their continued efforts.

Noxious Fumes Ruin Faculty Chili Cook-off

The annual spring faculty chili cook-off was canceled only minutes after it started when several people fell ill from noxious fumes and had to be hospitalized. The source of the fumes was found to be not from the cook-off but from a broken ventilation duct from the nearby Abrimov Sciences Building. Six people were admitted to the Golon County Hospital for headache, dizziness, and nausea. All but one has since been released.

The faculty chili cook-off is an ETU annual tradition to mark the end of the school year. This year the event was held on the ETU grounds near the chemistry building. An estimated 250 attended before the event was canceled. While a few people complained of an unpleasant smell prior to the cook-off, no source could be identified. Only after the cook-off began did the odor become overwhelming, forcing faculty members to leave the area and emergency personnel to respond.

Investigation into the source of the fumes revealed a misaligned ventilation duct inside the Sorenson building. The duct has since been repaired and Vernon Richards, president of the College of Chemistry, expressed his regret for the incident.

Lifeguard Rescued at Community Pool

Emergency services went to the Golan County Community Pool on Friday after receiving a call from a panicked staff member of the pool. However, when the ambulance crew arrived, they discovered that it was a lifeguard that was in trouble.

“A pool patron, a kid, came up to the lifeguard on duty yelling that there was somebody at the bottom of the deep end.” Janet Rosamond, the pool director told reporters. “The lifeguard thought she saw a form at the bottom of the pool and immediately dove in. While underwater searching for the victim, she was overcome and inhaled water into her lungs. Emergency services pulled her from the pool and revived her.”

No victim other than the lifeguard has been found and it is believed that the initial report was a mistake. The lifeguard has not been identified and but Rosamond stated that she is expected to make a full recovery.

The community pool is staffed by professional lifeguards. Every year, emergency services personnel to dozens of incidents at the pool, ranging from cuts and falls to near drownings. However, the pool’s only loss of life occurred in August of 2003 when several teenagers broke into the pool after hours and one accidentally drowned. Alcohol is believed to have been involved in the incident.

The Real Scoop

This wasn’t just a case of an overactive imagination and too much chlorine. The kid and lifeguard really did see someone at the bottom of the pool. The someone in question has been dead for a while and he’d like to have company.

Back in 2003, Anthony “Tony” Grogan was the youngest of a group of juvenile delinquents in Pinebox. The group had liberated some beer from a supermarket and met up with some girls when Grogan suggested they go skinny dipping at the pool. Getting over the fence was easy and soon they were having a grand time. However, things got nasty when Grogan and another boy, Dave Schiff, got in a fight over a girl. Both were pretty drunk and before he knew it, Schiff had held Grogan’s head underwater for a bit too long. The group panicked and ran off, leaving Grogan’s body to settle in the deep end, where it was discovered the next morning.

Grogan is now a Lost Soul, and still a bit of a horndog. His spirit remains lurking beneath the waters of the pool, watching the female patrons and invisibly pawing at them. He recently discovered that he could make himself visible and so attempted to draw an attractive lifeguard into the water and drown her, keeping her with him forever.

Tony Grogan, Lost Soul (ABE)

Attributes: Agility d6, Smarts d4, Spirit d8, Strength d6, Vigor, d6
Skills: Fighting d6, Intimidate d12, Notice d4, Swimming d12, Taunt d6
Pace: 6; Parry: 5; Toughness: 5

Special Abilities
Ethereal, Cluster Attack, Cold Spot, Channel, Electrical Drain, Electrical Malfunction, Fatigue, Fear –2, Reek, Scent, Scream, Telekinesis, Visible Form (in water only), Voice, Whisper

Texas Heat Takes its Toll

Temperatures reached 100 degrees in Pinebox this past weekend, driving students in search of water recreation. ETU students were in two separate water accidents.

The first occurred at Lake Greystone. Junior Accounting major Tiffany Taylor was water-skiing when a ski hit one of the numerous tree stumps lurking just under the water, leftover from when the natural lake was dammed and expanded. Taylor is listed in guarded condition at the Golan County hospital.

The second accident occurred at the Gateway Apartments swimming pool when a party turned too rowdy. Several witnesses reported that senior Forestry major Hector Martinez claimed that he could breath under water. Martinez is on the ETU swim team and recently placed second in a competition with other Texas universities. Martinez dove under water and reportedly swam laps around the pool for several minutes before eventually coming to a stop. No life guard was on duty, and at first the other partiers did not realize something was wrong.

Martinez was resuscitated on scene and refused further medical treatment. He and several other students were cited with tickets related to under age drinking.

Mom’s Diner Closed on Mothers Day

Mom’s Diner, located on Main Street, was closed this Sunday due to an outbreak of mice found within the restaurant. Approximately three dozen of the rodents were discovered early this morning causing the diner to close for clean up and sanitation.

Betty Owens, the owner, stated “We prepared yesterday to open extra early on mother’s day. Many of our customers naturally want to eat with us on this special day. [...] When approached the side entrance the door was unlocked. Inside we found these pests running all over our floors.”

Betty further explained nothing looked to be stolen or destroyed. Betty was upset as she continued “I think someone purposely let those disgusting things in just to cause us to close today, this is very upsetting for us as a family as well as the local regulars. I don’t know who would do such a thing to us”.

The police only stated it did not appear to be forced entry.

Mom’s Diner, having been open since the 1960’s, offers a variety of home style cooked meals that are a long time favorite to the Pinebox locals. While owners have changed hands and there have been times of renovations, the diner has always come through with a clean bill of health.

Police will continue to investigate the source of this unusual situation.

Naked Man Causes Accident; Gets Busted Headlights

After 15 years of chasing stories around Pinebox, one came right through our front door on Saturday . . . literally.

Jack Bonner, a Pinebox resident, decided to strip free of all his clothes and race into the middle of Main Street in an attempt to throw himself in front of a 2005 Suburban driven by David Grant.

Mr. Grant swerved to miss the naked man and Mr. Bonner was not struck by the Suburban, however he was unable to miss our storefront. At this point, no one had been injured and the damage caused by the now totaled Suburban was structurally insignificant.

Mr. Bonner stated that his actions were not an effort to commit suicide, but rather an attempt to ‘scare’ a possessive entity from within his body. “It worked.” He said, when asked about the success of his plan. “I feel better than I have in months!” I wish we could say the same for Mr. Grants Suburban.

Though we here at Pinebox Paranormal can appreciate Mr. Bonners’ predicament, Mr. Grant was less understanding and left Mr. Bonner with a broken nose and dislocated jaw.

Both men left in the custody of the Pinebox Police Department.