Annual Grad Party Planned

The longstanding tradition of Grad Party continues on May 16th.  Every year since 1947, the ETU Ravens hold an all day party event at the Raven’s Basketball Sports Complex.  There will be drinks (non-alcoholic until 9 pm), food buffets provided by Borden Chemicals and Tucker’s Sausage, as well as seven live bands with dancing.

The Spring Grad bands include Rocking 69s, Jury of Robots, Da Muffinmen, Tori and the Toads, Garth Tones, Snotbuckets, and the All Girl’s Band (AGB).  Tickets are $20 in advance and $35 at the door.  Tickets may be purchased at the Student Center, or from all English Professors, and Greeks.

See you there!  Congratulations Seniors!

Electric Lineman Struck by Lightning

On Tuesday, Golan County emergency personnel responded to a 911 call of an unconscious man on an electrical pole on county road 25, north of Pinebox. On arrival, they found Pinebox Electrical employee Devon Little unconscious and hanging from the pole where he had been conducting routine maintenance. EMTs called for support and fire-crew arrived and pulled Little down. Little was treated for burns at the scene and was rushed to the Golon County Hospital in Pinebox, where he remains in stable condition.

Although it was initially believed that Little was the victim of an accident caused by the power lines, it was learned that the electricity in the local area had been shut off for the maintenance. Upon looking at victim’s equipment, it was determined that Little had actually been struck by lightning.

“While getting him down, his helmet came off and it wasn’t until we found it that we saw the hole,” Pinebox Electrical manager Pete Boyd said. “It was a good three-inch hole burned right through the high-density plastic. Good grief but that must have been some shock.”

Little’s mother, Kendra Little, stated that this is not the first time her son has been struck by lightning. In 1996, he was hit by a bolt while camping in the Big Thicket with a group of friends. And again in 2003, Little was struck by lightning while playing softball at the Pinebox Sports Park.

“My son seems to draw lightning out of the sky,” Mrs. Little said. “Maybe the third time’s the charm and he won’t be hit no more.”

Sinkhole Swallows Cattle Near Lake Graystone

Tyler Brown is used to finding surprises while working his land near Lake Graystone. However, yesterday he found that part of his land gone and several head of cattle with it. A 15 ft. wide sinkhole has opened up in the northeast corner of one of Brown’s pastures near an abandoned well. Three of cattle are missing and Brown fears that they might be lost in the hole.

“We live about a quarter-mile down the road and we felt something like a small earthquake during the night,” Brown said. “The next morning I came out to feed the cattle and noticed several missing. When I checked it out, I saw that the earth had subsided right near the trough. The animals must have been getting a drink and the ground gave way beneath them.”

No signs of the missing cattle can be seen in the sinkhole, but they could easily have been covered by collapsing dirt and debris. Sinkholes are not uncommon in Golon County, but it is unusual to lose livestock to them. Geologists at Eastern Texas University report that the recent drought has lowered the water table in the region, resulting in more sinkhole appearances. In addition, unusual seismic activity has been reported in the region, spurring an investigation by ETU grad students.

The Real Scoop

While it’s true that sinkholes are pretty common in Golon County, that isn’t the case here. A group of giant carnivorous worms have made their home in Golon County since before the dinosaurs. For the first time in a few hundred years they’ve got babies to feed. The “unusual seismic activity” that the ETU eggheads discovered is the result of the worms’ digging and occasionally breaching the surface to snatch a meal.

Use the stats for the Giant Worm in Chapter Seven of the Savage Worlds Explorer’s Edition for the adults. The dozen or so babies (use the Snake, Constrictor stats for these) are clustered in a large underground cavern and fiercely protected by the adults.

Residents Reminded to Secure Their Trash

photo by: Scott Meyer

photo by: Scott Meyer

Litter is no joke. That’s the word the City of Pinebox Sanitation Department is trying to spread in light of a series of upended trash containers this week. This week’s high winds, combined with tipped trash containers, has left many lawns and streets full of litter.

Theories for the cause of the tipped trash containers abound. Some attribute it to the windy weather but others are less sure. The Pinebox Police Department is acting on tips that the litter may be the work of teen pranksters. Some residents have reported hearing noises in their yards late at night. Others believe that the tipped trash is the work of wild animals.

“We had a really dry winter. It wouldn’t surprise me if some critters out in the thicket figured out that it’s easier to dig through our trash than eating pine cones and bark,” said Judy Wheeler, who awoke to kitchen trash spread all over her lawn Tuesday morning.

Game Warden Hubert Sikes is less sure.

“I got called out to look at some of the so called ‘tracks’ that were left behind, but in my 23 years on the job I haven’t seen anything like them.”

Regardless of the cause, the City of Pinebox reminds residents to keep their trash cans secured with a tight lid and protected from wind, mischief, and nocturnal creatures by stashing it in a garage when possible.

New Species Found in Big Thicket

photo by: Pinebox Nature Society

photo by: Pinebox Nature Society

The Big Thicket is home to thousands of species of plants and animals, and now biologists have added one more to the list. In a weekend conference in Austin, amateur botanist Mary Ann Wilkinson revealed that she had discovered a previously unknown species of flowering plant in the area of the Big Thicket commonly known as Tunny’s Run.

Wilkinson described how she made the discovery by accident.

“I was in the thicket hunting mushrooms and I thought I heard someone call my name. I followed the noise and came across a small clearing in the trees. There among the grasses was this stand of plants that I’d never seen before. I’m pretty knowledgable about plants and ferns and instantly recognized that this was something new.”

The plant grows to approximately one foot tall and has small white flowers that open only at night. The deep purple center and marking on the petals give it the appearance of a bird in flight. This has sparked Wilkinson’s imagination and she has determined that it’s common name will be Ravenstar. The academic name is still being decided.

“This is really exciting,” said Dr. Timothy Dolby, a professor of biology at ETU. “Unlike Southeast Asia or Africa, we in Texas don’t get a lot of opportunity to add to the known flora. I’m looking forward to our first expedition to the area and collecting samples of this Ravenstar.”

Skeletal Remains Uncovered During Construction

062907_molineA work crew unearthed skeletal remains while digging a trench for a new water line servicing ETU on Monday, bringing construction to a halt while police investigated. It was determined later in the afternoon that the skeleton from the nineteenth century and not related to any current investigation.

“It came as a big surprise to dig up that guy,” said construction supervisor Tom Coolly. “We had just started a clean trench with the backhoe and up comes this skull, like it was smiling at us.”

Golan County Sheriff Butch Anderson stated that the remains were clearly not recent and anecdotal evidence supports that the individual had been buried sometime in the 1800s. The remains and other evidence uncovered have been turned over to the ETU archeology department for review.