Horner’s Used Books Burglarized

Horner’s Used Book Store was burglarized over the weekend, with the owner stating that cash and several rare volumes had been taken. Co-owner Ray Overstreet arrived at the store on the morning of Monday, June 29, and found that the back door had been forced open. He called police, who responded and searched the store. On finding it empty, they began forensics procedures and the store was closed all Monday. Horner’s reopened on Tuesday.

Ray Overstreet and his wife Linda have owned Horner’s Used Books Store since 1992, when they purchased the business from Delilah Horner, the granddaughter of founder Amanda Horner. Ray stated that this is the first time that the store has been burglarized, although they have  had several incidents of vandalism occur in the past. Pinebox police have not reported any other recent burglaries in the area. Pinebox police officials refused to say if they have any suspects in this crime.

“We keep only a little bit of cash in the store overnight, so that wasn’t a big loss. But, the burglars got into our special collection and took a couple of rare tomes that we’ll never be able to replace,” Linda Overstreet stated in an interview. “These are historical texts that contain firsthand accounts of science in the middle ages and haven’t been published in centuries. If the police can’t recover them, the knowledge in them will be lost forever.”

Greystone’s Visions of Lake Greystone

An ancient sketch was found yesterday at the ETU Library. The sketch fell out of a folded map of Texas, a historic map kept within the library from the early 1900′s.

The inked sketch contains an image of a lake and “GC, 1836″ was signed on the back of the sketch.

While at first the sketch appeared to have little meaning the librarian Jeanne May suggested something more, “‘GC’ to me at that date might actually be Carter Greystone. It might even be the lake named after him, Lake Greystone. That lake sure looks familiar.”

Carter Greystone had lived with many settlers around the, now named, Lake Greystone back in early 1800 before he traveled north and disappeared from the history books.

Local historian Robert Montgomery examined the sketch at the site of Lake Greystone, “I can imagine that Carter Greystone may have sat at these very waters and created this image himself on one of the many nights he was here.”

Robert Montgomery continues, “The most astonishing thing about this discovery is that this piece of art is well over 100 years old. In that time mother nature and man has made many changes to the landscape and these waters, yet this picture is outstandingly accurate to the current condition of the lake — it looks like it was drawn today and not back in the 1800′s.”

Experts have verified the art to be old as the date states on the back. They are baffled at the similarity of the reality and imagery and will continue to investigate the situation.

Explosion Unexplained

An old house exploded last Tuesday night.  The home, which had been abandoned for several years, was completely destroyed by the blast, the cause of which is unknown.

“The gas lines have been turn3ed off for years so unless some strange mistake was made, we have no idea what caused the explosion,” said Sheriff Butch Anderson at the scene.

“There was a two-tone brown, 1983 Buick Regal with expired plates, liscense number U81-OIC, found abandoned nearby on the Pinebox Cutoff Road.  We are asking that anyone with information about this explosion or this car contact us at 1-800-55-4357.”

This article refers to a short story by Trey Gorden in the Buried Tales of Pinebox Anthology called Mother.  Trey is a native East Texan, who spent his youth tramping around in the Piney Woods pretending to be, depending on his mood, either Legolas or Nyarlathotep.  After living among the Misty Mountains and damp cafe’s off the coutnry’s upper left hand orner for several years, he recently returned to East Texas and is now a graduate student in English at Stephen F. Austin State University in Nacogdoches.  He has decided that, if he can’t be Legolas or Nyarlathotep, he’ll settle for being a college professor.

Alien Expert Speaks at ETU, Announces Conference

1279_nonabductees_web_150x100The Raven’s Theater  had a standing-room only crowd on Monday afternoon for ETU’s student organization presentation of Dr. Eric Von Brunt of the World UFO Organization (WUFOO). Attendees were treated to a lecture by Dr. Von Brunt, including a video presentation, and a lively question and answer period. While scheduled to last 90 minutes, many students remained seated after three hours had passed.

As director of WUFOO (pronounced woo-foo) for sixteen years, Dr. Von Brunt has extensive experience with so-called unidentified flying objects. WUFOO and other organizations like it have collected thousands of first-hand accounts from all around the world.

“The truth is that there are a lot of people who believe in UFOs,” Dr. Von Brunt said during the introduction of his presentation. “There are also a lot of people who have had witnessed a UFO or had an even closer encounter with one. In fact, Pinebox is considered a UFO hot spot.”

While speaking of Pinebox and ETU, Dr. Von Brunt used the opportunity to announce that WUFOO would hold its next annual conference at ETU in July of 2010. The conference is open to the public and Von Brunt encouraged those students still at ETU to attend.

One of Dr. Von Brunt’s goals is to make the study of UFOs more respectable. “I know how we are perceived. You know, we’re the crazy guys who keep saying there are little green men out there. But the study of UFOs is serious and what people have had done to them by aliens is no joke. There’s nothing funny about anal probes.”

City Jail Evacuated

The Pinebox City Jail was evacuated for 30 minutes on Wednesday after a police officer noticed smoke billowing from a jail cell.

Police officers and handcuffed inmates stood on the sidewalk and watched as smoke poured out the front door of the city jail Wednesday morning. Firefighters donned oxygen masks and entered the building to put out the blaze, only to discover that the source was a smoke cannister of the type frequently used by the military. The canister was found in one of jail’s unused cells.

“We are still investigating how that smoke grenade was smuggled in,” said Officer Donner on Wednesday afternoon. “I had no idea that one cannister could produce that much smoke. It’s crazy!”

No inmates escaped during the evacuation. The city jail has four cells, but only three people were being held at the time. The three inmates, none of whom were being held for violent crimes, were led half a block to Dolly’s Donuts and cuffed to one of the outdoor metal patio tables. Meanwhile, city workers used a pair of giant shop fans to clear the building of smoke. By noon, the inmates were returned to their cells.

Large Cat Stalks Jogger

photo by: Wikipedia

photo by: Wikipedia

Mary Stevens reported that a “large cat, like a lion,” stalked her as she jogged along a trail off Whiskey Creek.

“I was jogging down the trail when I kept hearing something in the bushes just to my right, but hidden in the underbrush. I stopped and waited, then called out, wondering if someone was out there with me. Then I saw it’s green eyes. The head was huge, in fact I think it was a Liger.”

Ligers are a mix of tigers and lions that grow larger than any normal big cat and consumes as much as 500 to 600 pounds of meat a day. However, Ligers are not known in the wild and are only raised by human captors.

“There is no liger in our woods,” stated Sheriff Anderson. “It may have been a cougar, or maybe a black bear. I don’t doubt she saw something, but being alone out there can play with your mind.”

Mary responded that she knows what she saw, and that “there is something big out there. Way big.”

Mary stated she slowly walked away, but the big cat followed her for another half mile, before she made it to a road and car traffic scared the beast away.

When asked what people should do when they spot such an animal, Sheriff Anderson responded, “Be slow. Deliberate. Keep your head about you and walk away. Most animals are more afraid of us, than we are of them.”