Electric Lineman Struck by Lightning

On Tuesday, Golan County emergency personnel responded to a 911 call of an unconscious man on an electrical pole on county road 25, north of Pinebox. On arrival, they found Pinebox Electrical employee Devon Little unconscious and hanging from the pole where he had been conducting routine maintenance. EMTs called for support and fire-crew arrived and pulled Little down. Little was treated for burns at the scene and was rushed to the Golon County Hospital in Pinebox, where he remains in stable condition.

Although it was initially believed that Little was the victim of an accident caused by the power lines, it was learned that the electricity in the local area had been shut off for the maintenance. Upon looking at victim’s equipment, it was determined that Little had actually been struck by lightning.

“While getting him down, his helmet came off and it wasn’t until we found it that we saw the hole,” Pinebox Electrical manager Pete Boyd said. “It was a good three-inch hole burned right through the high-density plastic. Good grief but that must have been some shock.”

Little’s mother, Kendra Little, stated that this is not the first time her son has been struck by lightning. In 1996, he was hit by a bolt while camping in the Big Thicket with a group of friends. And again in 2003, Little was struck by lightning while playing softball at the Pinebox Sports Park.

“My son seems to draw lightning out of the sky,” Mrs. Little said. “Maybe the third time’s the charm and he won’t be hit no more.”

Sinkhole Swallows Cattle Near Lake Graystone

Tyler Brown is used to finding surprises while working his land near Lake Graystone. However, yesterday he found that part of his land gone and several head of cattle with it. A 15 ft. wide sinkhole has opened up in the northeast corner of one of Brown’s pastures near an abandoned well. Three of cattle are missing and Brown fears that they might be lost in the hole.

“We live about a quarter-mile down the road and we felt something like a small earthquake during the night,” Brown said. “The next morning I came out to feed the cattle and noticed several missing. When I checked it out, I saw that the earth had subsided right near the trough. The animals must have been getting a drink and the ground gave way beneath them.”

No signs of the missing cattle can be seen in the sinkhole, but they could easily have been covered by collapsing dirt and debris. Sinkholes are not uncommon in Golon County, but it is unusual to lose livestock to them. Geologists at Eastern Texas University report that the recent drought has lowered the water table in the region, resulting in more sinkhole appearances. In addition, unusual seismic activity has been reported in the region, spurring an investigation by ETU grad students.

The Real Scoop

While it’s true that sinkholes are pretty common in Golon County, that isn’t the case here. A group of giant carnivorous worms have made their home in Golon County since before the dinosaurs. For the first time in a few hundred years they’ve got babies to feed. The “unusual seismic activity” that the ETU eggheads discovered is the result of the worms’ digging and occasionally breaching the surface to snatch a meal.

Use the stats for the Giant Worm in Chapter Seven of the Savage Worlds Explorer’s Edition for the adults. The dozen or so babies (use the Snake, Constrictor stats for these) are clustered in a large underground cavern and fiercely protected by the adults.

Residents Reminded to Secure Their Trash

photo by: Scott Meyer

photo by: Scott Meyer

Litter is no joke. That’s the word the City of Pinebox Sanitation Department is trying to spread in light of a series of upended trash containers this week. This week’s high winds, combined with tipped trash containers, has left many lawns and streets full of litter.

Theories for the cause of the tipped trash containers abound. Some attribute it to the windy weather but others are less sure. The Pinebox Police Department is acting on tips that the litter may be the work of teen pranksters. Some residents have reported hearing noises in their yards late at night. Others believe that the tipped trash is the work of wild animals.

“We had a really dry winter. It wouldn’t surprise me if some critters out in the thicket figured out that it’s easier to dig through our trash than eating pine cones and bark,” said Judy Wheeler, who awoke to kitchen trash spread all over her lawn Tuesday morning.

Game Warden Hubert Sikes is less sure.

“I got called out to look at some of the so called ‘tracks’ that were left behind, but in my 23 years on the job I haven’t seen anything like them.”

Regardless of the cause, the City of Pinebox reminds residents to keep their trash cans secured with a tight lid and protected from wind, mischief, and nocturnal creatures by stashing it in a garage when possible.

Annual Easter Egg Hunt a Huge Success

photo by: Scott Meyer

photo by: Scott Meyer

ETU’s popular Easter egg hunt, run by the Delta Chi Rho fraternity and sponsored by local Pinebox businesses, occured this past Sunday. Each year since its first in 1996, ETU students invite their families and other members of the community onto the campus to celebrate the coming of spring. Delta Chi Rho organizes and runs several food tents, activities areas, fiction and poetry readings by ETU alumni and current students and of course: hides all of the eggs around campus.

Admission charged was $10 for adults, and $2 for kids. Food was free with admission thanks to generous donations from El Perro Loco, The Pizza Barn and other local restaurants. Patrons were encouraged to fill donation boxes located in several tents with all proceeds collected being sent to the town of Ninevah to help out with thier recent fires. According to Davis Sherlton, Delta Chi Rho President and chief organizer, “The city of Pinebox and students of ETU really came out to support Ninevah today. Between ticket sales and donations, we’re estimating that we’ll be able to send along nearly $20,000 to those who have recently lost their homes and businesses.”

The turn out this year was an unprecedented 2500 people, with security having to halt the admission of additional participants because of city permit laws. When asked about what made this year’s hunt such a success, Sherlton commented, “This year’s lucky egg has five years behind it. Everyone wants a chance to turn it in for the prizes.”

According to tradition, amongst the hundreds of eggs hidden around campus two are especially important. The lucky egg, a brightly colored and elaborately decorated red Easter egg, entitles the finder to an array of gifts from the campus and city of Pinebox. If the lucky egg isn’t found within two hours of the event’s commencement all prizes are held over until the next year. For five years, the lucky egg has remained unfound. Prizes that had initally started as twenty dollar gift certificates, quickly grew as local businesses competed to have the most impressive awards.

The other egg of significance is a solid black egg decorated in silver filigree. While event organizers deny its very existence, for weeks before the egg hunt students at ETU spread rumors regarding where it might be found, and what problems will arise for the one who stumbles upon it. When asked, Sherlton remarked, “Black 13 is nothing more than a story told by students who want to make the egg hunt something sinister. Of course there’s no bad luck egg. The stories are louder because this is the 13th hunt we’ve had. But hey, if it helps out those less fortunate who am I to stop them?”

Bad luck aside, this year the lucky egg was discovered by ETU student Maria Esperando who collected a one semester scholarship, thirty meal tickets from The Pizza Barn, and a $5,000 credit toward the purchase of a new vehicle from the Lithia Auto Center amongst other prizes. Esperando could not be reached for comment, but the Report has been informed that Esperando has happily accepted her awards.

Black 13 was not recovered.

New Species Found in Big Thicket

photo by: Pinebox Nature Society

photo by: Pinebox Nature Society

The Big Thicket is home to thousands of species of plants and animals, and now biologists have added one more to the list. In a weekend conference in Austin, amateur botanist Mary Ann Wilkinson revealed that she had discovered a previously unknown species of flowering plant in the area of the Big Thicket commonly known as Tunny’s Run.

Wilkinson described how she made the discovery by accident.

“I was in the thicket hunting mushrooms and I thought I heard someone call my name. I followed the noise and came across a small clearing in the trees. There among the grasses was this stand of plants that I’d never seen before. I’m pretty knowledgable about plants and ferns and instantly recognized that this was something new.”

The plant grows to approximately one foot tall and has small white flowers that open only at night. The deep purple center and marking on the petals give it the appearance of a bird in flight. This has sparked Wilkinson’s imagination and she has determined that it’s common name will be Ravenstar. The academic name is still being decided.

“This is really exciting,” said Dr. Timothy Dolby, a professor of biology at ETU. “Unlike Southeast Asia or Africa, we in Texas don’t get a lot of opportunity to add to the known flora. I’m looking forward to our first expedition to the area and collecting samples of this Ravenstar.”

Skeletal Remains Uncovered During Construction

062907_molineA work crew unearthed skeletal remains while digging a trench for a new water line servicing ETU on Monday, bringing construction to a halt while police investigated. It was determined later in the afternoon that the skeleton from the nineteenth century and not related to any current investigation.

“It came as a big surprise to dig up that guy,” said construction supervisor Tom Coolly. “We had just started a clean trench with the backhoe and up comes this skull, like it was smiling at us.”

Golan County Sheriff Butch Anderson stated that the remains were clearly not recent and anecdotal evidence supports that the individual had been buried sometime in the 1800s. The remains and other evidence uncovered have been turned over to the ETU archeology department for review.