Pinebox Elementary Opens New Building to House Daycare

This is the first of the articles left for me anonymously about a week ago. I’m posting it here in the hope that someone may have some idea as to why it was left for me.

Originally published May17th, 2008

photo by: Pinebox City Council

photo by: Pinebox City Council

In a ribbon cutting ceremony presided over by Mayor James Flowers, the Pinebox Elementary Daycare was opened this morning. Those in attendance included elementary school faculty members, district administrators and members of the Risen Church of Pinebox whose generous donations helped to open the building before the end of the current school year. Flowers addressed the attendees noting, “Without the kind donations from the Risen Church and several Pinebox businesses we would not be here celebrating the rebirth of an organization our city’s parents have come to count on when it comes to the care of their kids.”

The new daycare facility was required by the school after the portable classrooms Pinebox Elementary used previously were destroyed when a delivery truck driven by an intoxicated Bill Reyes crashed into them in December of last year. While the buildings were completely demolished the accident occured in the early morning hours before school had begun and no one, except for Reyes, was injured. Reyes was rushed to Pinebox Memorial where he succumbed to internal injuries.

Area police have been advised to increase patrols around the new facility to ensure that Pinebox drivers properly adjust to the new fifteen mile-per-hour speed limit. “The safety of the kids are our number one priority,” noted Sheriff Butch Anderson, “and we’ll be watching the streets to make sure there aren’t any more accidents.”

Student Injured in Fire at Halloway Hall

A Sophomore student was severely burned by a fire in her dorm room at ETU’s HallowayHall early Sunday morning. Campus police received a 911 call from a neighboring student who lived across the hall and who reported smoke coming from the room. On arrival, police and fire crew saw flames in the window of the room and broke down the door. They found one wall engulfed in flames and the sophomore unconscious on the floor. Halloway Hall was evacuated and the fire was extinguished by fire officials. No other injuries were reported.

The student, whose name has been withheld pending notification of her parents, suffered burns and smoke inhalation and is being treated at the Golan County Hospital. An investigation into the cause of fire is under way, but it is not believed to be a result of arson. A fire official, speaking under condition of anonymity, stated that it was likely a result of an electrical failure and that the student had multiple lights plugged into every available outlet. Other students in Stanbury Hall stated that the injured sophomore had difficulty sleeping and had a reputation for being afraid of the dark.

Pizza Barn Sponsors Eating Contest

photo by: The Pizza Barn

photo by: The Pizza Barn

Gurgitators from all over Texas will be gathering together 11:00 am  Tuesday June 9th to take part in a pizza eating contest sponsored by The Pizza Barn. An entrance fee of $15 pays for all of the pizza you can shovel into your mouth. Prizes for the top three eaters include vintage Pizza Barn t-shirts and clothing, gift certificates to various Pinebox businesses and a grand prize of a trip for two to New York City for a chance to compete at the International Pizza Eating Contest held annually in Times Square.

Proceeds from the contest will be donated to the city of Ninevah to help with the city’s rebuilding efforts after it’s recent streak of fires. All interested parties should contact The Pizza Barn at 936-555-9273 to register or simply show up an hour before the event. The Pizza Barn has also provided an online form that can be filled out on their website.

Sweat Lodge Slated for August

President Nelson is excited about the new crop of Freshmen coming to ETU’s annual Sweat Lodge Orientation.  “We have the largest class of freshmen ever enrolled this year, and I’m sure they will all add to the Raven’s history with pride and honor.”

This year’s Sweat Lodge is the third weekend of August to coincide with dorm check in.    There are three sessions on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday evening, in which the new class receive an personal introduction to the campus, our traditions, and expectations.

“It is important that all incoming freshmen attend Sweat Lodge.  They learn about the importance of campus safety, traditions, the Raven’s Honor Code, and fight songs.  They also get teamed into pods to help them make friends and it is also a fun evening of dancing, live music, and free food.”  President Nelson stated that several bands have agreed to play for the event, including local favorite A Jury of Robots.  Students will also meet with Senior Ravens to get their perspective on life on campus and advice on how to be successful in their college careers.

The final events of the evening will take place in the Roost and the party will continue in a lock-in fashion till the following morning, though the rules state that if a student leave the event, they are not allowed reentrance.  President Nelson explained that this is an effort to keep alcohol out of the arena.  “I’m looking forward to a fantastic night of good , clean Raven’s style fun.”

Another Mystery in Cavalas

At about 1:12 in the morning Johnathan Marcos looked out his window to see a heavy snowfall in the hot summer night. Cavalas, a small town in the process of rebuilding after many mysterious and unexplained abandonments, rarely sees any weather temperatures outside of 90 degrees Fahrenheit at this time of year.

Johnathan Marcos was not the only townsfolk to witness this event. Sarah Blackhert, Johnathan’s closest neighbor, also saw the snow out her window.

“I was adjusting my drapes when I noticed a thick snowfall. I went to the porch and put my hand out — it was snow and a whole lot of it.” Sarah Blackhert carried on, “The air was hot and cold at the same time… I really don’t know how to explain what I felt. It was nothing I have felt in snowfall before.”

Of the few people in Cavalas who claimed to have seen the snowfall, they all shared the belief that the snow was not falling for more then 12 or 13 minutes.

Forecasts did not and still do not call for any unusual weather this week in Cavalas or the surrounding areas. This morning Cavalas remains in the low 90′s as the heat continues this summer.

Computer Game Causing Student Problems

If you haven’t heard of Infection, you probably haven’t been paying too much attention. The game designed by ETU seniors Dave McColluch and Dana Curtis solves the perennial game designer’s problem of “Easy to Learn, Difficult to Master” and has been downloaded and spread throughout the campus. Simultaneously releasing as a Flash based game played in web browsers, downloadable through such social gaming networks as XBOX-Live and also available for play on iPhones and T-Mobile’s G1 Infection has been downloaded nearly 45,000 times and is entirely ubiquitous amongst campus residents.

“We never thought it would catch on like it has, it’s really been quite amazing.” noted McColluch. “Within just two weeks of release, Dana and I have both sealed our senior project and nearly paid for for the last two years of tuition.”

Not everyone is so pleased with the game’s success though. Students currently dealing with the stress of finals have had to contend with dividing their time appropriately between play and study. Professors are concerned that the temptation of Infection might affect students an a very immediate and negative fashion. “For what it is, the game is an addiction. There’s the immediate reward of peer recognition by announcing high score achievements across all networked players, constant requirement to attribute more and more time to the game and significant feelings of withdrawal when unable to play. Students are awarded for getting their friends to join with in game bonuses furthering the game’s ability to steal away precious time that should instead be spent studying.” stated Jonah Amberwood from ETU’s department of student affairs.

Most others who have played the game are unconcerned, but with finals soon over the impact Infection has had on the student population will be clear.